<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><atom:link href="http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/resources_rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title>Chicago news, weather, sports, traffic and video from cbs2chicago.com</title><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler</link><description><![CDATA[Chicago news, weather, sports, traffic and video from cbs2chicago.com]]></description><language>en-US</language><copyright><![CDATA[(c)  MMVIII, CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.]]></copyright><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:41:06 GMT</pubDate><ttl>5</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Hey! You Have A Snake Hanging From Your Car]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/python.snake.raleigh.2.811497.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/python.snake.raleigh.2.811497.html</link><description><![CDATA[Think rush hour is bad enough? What if a three-foot python were part of the drive home? <br />									]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:58:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man In Wheelchair Robs Texas 7-Eleven Of Condoms]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/man.wheelchair.seven.2.811334.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/man.wheelchair.seven.2.811334.html</link><description><![CDATA[A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat
and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.									]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:10:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Microsoft Deploying Service Reps Into Stores]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/microsoft.instore.representatives.2.811096.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/microsoft.instore.representatives.2.811096.html</link><description><![CDATA[As part of its new $300 million marketing campaign and image makeover, Microsoft Corp. plans to deploy its own customer-service representatives at retailers like Best Buy and Circuit City to help people with their PC purchases.<br />									]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:30:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[N.J. Cops Kick In Door Over Bird's Cry For Help]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/cops.rescue.bird.2.810854.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/cops.rescue.bird.2.810854.html</link><description><![CDATA[Residents in a New Jersey neighborhood called police Wednesday morning after hearing a woman's cry of "Help me!" coming from a house. Officers arrived and when no one answered the door, they kicked it in to make a rescue. But it was no woman calling for help.									]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:23:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Today In History - September 5, 2008]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/Today.In.History.2.810667.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/Today.In.History.2.810667.html</link><description><![CDATA[Today is Friday, Sept. 5, the 249th day of 2008. There are 117 days left in the year. Actor Michael Keaton is 57.									]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:36:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Trucker Busted With 'Disappearing' License Plate]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/disappearing.license.plate.2.810637.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/disappearing.license.plate.2.810637.html</link><description><![CDATA[A big rig rigged-up to beat tolls? It was an ingenious and illegal scam that was done by pulling some strings -- or at least a cable. To keep drivers honest, vehicles using E-ZPass have their license plates photographed as they go through bridges and tunnels. Port Authority police say truck driver Orlando Payano hoped to avoid the $40 fee and the photo by fiddling with his plates.]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:33:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[NYC Woman Grows 6-Foot Zucchini In Backyard]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/super.sized.zucchini.2.810639.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/super.sized.zucchini.2.810639.html</link><description><![CDATA[It would take a lot of effort to squish this squash. A Queens, N.Y. woman managed to grow a gigantic zucchini in her backyard. CBS station WCBS-TV in New York City got to the root of the story to find out how she did it.]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:38:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bengals' WR Chad Johnson Now Ocho Cinco]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/Chad.Johnson.nfl.2.810482.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/Chad.Johnson.nfl.2.810482.html</link><description><![CDATA[Call him Ocho Cinco on the field, too. The National Football
League decided on Thursday to recognize receiver Chad Johnson's legal
name change to Chad Ocho Cinco. The new name will be on the back of his
Cincinnati Bengals uniform for the season opener in Baltimore on Sunday.									]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:53:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Moms Protest 'Too Scary' Halloween Posters]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/universal.studios.halloween.2.810150.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/universal.studios.halloween.2.810150.html</link><description><![CDATA[They're scary, they're larger than life, and they're drawing the ire of some moms in Orlando.  New billboards for Universal Studios' 18th annual Halloween Horror Nights went up in more than 80 locations last week and almost immediately drew the attention of a group called Metro Orlando Mommies who said they are much too scary. <br />]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:36:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Luxury Clothing Store Suing Oprah's Mother]]></title><guid>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/oprah.winfrey.mother.2.810394.html</guid><link>http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/oprah.winfrey.mother.2.810394.html</link><description><![CDATA[		A high-end clothing store in Brookfield, Wisconsin, is suing Oprah Winfrey's mother for failing to pay her bill.<br />									]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:08:14 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>